THE POLITICAL COW

Once sipping coffee with some friends of mine, I happened to rest my eyes on a poster hanging on the wall of the cafe. I couldnot know who wrote it, but because the central theme was so beautifully exemplified and oriented around a pair of cows, it immediately took my attention. I am quoting in-toto for the reader. How far politically correct, opinions may differ from the politician to the farmer and the critic, but most cows may agree to it!

Socialism
You have two cows - you give one to your neighbor
Communism
You have two cows – the government takes them both and gives you the milk
Fascism
You have two cows – the government takes both and sells you the milk
Nazism
You have two cows – the government takes both and shoots you
Capitalism
You have two cows – you sell one and buy a bull
Trade Unionism
You have two cows – they take them from you, shoot one, milk the other and throw the milk away
Moral: Don’t have anything to do with cows. They only bring you trouble